Lets get Crazy

bulletbakas:

So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

(via twinpersonalitys)

its-a-bingo:

i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed 

(Source: deportredmayne, via easterbunnymund)

shade-shypervert:

askstrikertheskeletonhunter:

What if the real world could lag

(Source: ask-dune-and-kei, via sundayintheparkwithsatan)