I was moaning to the make-up girl that I hadn’t got a boyfriend, and she said there was a guy on the same job who’d been saying the same thing, that he was looking for a nice girl. At that minute Martin walked in and I just had a thunderbolt. It dawned on me: “Oh, God it’s him!” We flirted with each other all day and when I went home he texted me, saying “You left and I wasn’t done flirting with you. That’s a bit rude.
just because you’re not there to see it, does not mean it doesn’t exist
I’m sorry but is that a fucking SLENDERMAN????
ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN.
I THUGH THIS WAS A STICK BUG
slenderman is real and i’m gonna fuck him
The beautifully unusual New Zealand Christmas tree found lining the streets of San Francisco [3797x3232] [OC]
Hahahahaha, I went to check that that was actually a pohutukawa rather than a close relative and I found this wonderful story of how in the 1980’s loads of the trees were planted in San Francisco because they looked pretty without anyone realising they are coastal trees and now they’re dealing with loads of infrastructure problems because they’re all growing into the sewer lines and destroying them.
Yeah apparently this is happening in L.A too.
GROW POHUTUKAWA. GROW. TOPPLE AMERICA.
I FUCKING TOLD YOU NEW ZEALAND WAS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD